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That, or the wine.

Picture the scene. Our flat in Battersea, [livejournal.com profile] medusa_nw and I are watching "Strictly Come Dancing" (Dancing with the Stars for you US types). Bette Midler is singing whilst some professionals dance. This seems like a reasonably low rent show for Bette Midler to be on.

Act 1, Scene 1.

Me: How on earth did they get Bette Midler to agree to perform on this?

[livejournal.com profile] medusa_nw: Apparently her and Brucie (Bruce Forsythe) are getting it on.

Me: o_O

M_nw: I MEANT THEY GET ON REALLY WELL...

Exit [livejournal.com profile] madwitch, pursued by a bear disturbing mental images.

Date: 2008-09-21 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lysserum.livejournal.com
Heh. What did you think of this week's dance off?

Date: 2008-09-21 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madwitch.livejournal.com
I had wandered off by that point. [livejournal.com profile] medusa_nw thinks the better dancer won.

Date: 2008-09-22 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com
Gary Rhodes should have gone out.

Date: 2008-09-22 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lysserum.livejournal.com
Agreed. I figured that he wouldn't even be in the dance off because he seems popular and he had some guts to do a cheesy routine. Wth was the kneading thing?

Date: 2008-09-21 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mark13.livejournal.com
Argh, does not compute!

I had to stop watching the film she was in with Danny DeVito, cos I kept imagining them bumping uglies (not to mention the film was shite).

Date: 2008-09-21 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madwitch.livejournal.com
Threesome. Her, DeVito, Brucie.

Date: 2008-09-22 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mark13.livejournal.com
Bisexual threesome?

Date: 2008-09-22 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mark13.livejournal.com
I think Gaia might have something to say about that being 'natural'... ;)

Date: 2008-09-21 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] medusa-nw.livejournal.com
Thanks for telling the internet about my faux pas! :-D

I wish she hadn't been on it though, 'Wind Beneath My Wings' really is one of the worst songs ever...

Date: 2008-09-21 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
o_O indeed!

Date: 2008-09-22 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] her-welshness.livejournal.com
Low rent! How dare you - SCD is fantastic TV - the Fonz was on it last year.

Date: 2008-09-22 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madwitch.livejournal.com
Low rent for Bette Midler.

Fantastic TV otherwise. :-)

Date: 2008-09-22 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] her-welshness.livejournal.com
Yes, probably a bit too low rent for Bette Midler (who I adore)but then again SCD is now huge in the States. Can't wait for Claudia Winklemann this evening on It Takes Two.

Date: 2008-09-22 09:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicedead.livejournal.com
SCD is one of the biggest shows in the UK, regularly topping the ratings. There are no other points for midler to appear on that give her a better launching point (I assume she has a greatest hits album coming out or something).

Date: 2008-09-22 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glamgothruthy.livejournal.com
so glad you where watching it too - i SCD sooo much - am gutted phil daniels went out, i loves him.

As for brucie and bette - did you see the clip of them from the 70's - i can see why nic slipped up!

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