Monday Snark

[madwitch]

I am damp and cold, and there is SO MUCH STUFF in the world to snark.

Today, shoes. Even those who don't appreciate my Dorothy shoes (especially Mr vilenspotens) may have to admit that there are worse things I could own.

Like these.




This hunt for vile products is much fun. :-)

Comments

[hildekitten.livejournal.com]

Well erm, those are a special kind of retro hideousness :)

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Aren't they just. :-)

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

Wow, now I've seen what one should buy one's worst enemy

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I could be of assistance. :-)

*nods*

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

It's true, they are worse.


Just... :-)

Re: *nods*

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

With shirts like some of yours, you can hardly talk. ;-P

Re: *nods*

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

So you can critique fashion whilst owning those shoes and I can't whilst owning my shirts? Hardly fair...

Maybe your shoes would improve with some neon green and bright yellow swatches....

Re: *nods*

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should just both mock Karo. She likes the yellow shoes.

This is why she takes me shopping with her, she can't be allowed out on her own. ;-)

Re: *nods*

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

She needs to be stopped. It's true.

Re: *nods*

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

No they're not! I love them!

Heh :-)

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

Nuff said really...

pppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhpppppppppp!

Re: Heh :-)

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

You know I could make them look good!

Besides people won't be paying that much attention to that.... ;oP

Re: Heh :-)

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

Why? What the hell else will you be wearing?

Re: Heh :-)

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

If she stays true to form, it may be the dress I'm about to post.

What horrors I have in store for you today. :-D

EEEP!

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

Thank God for Raw Vs Smackdown....

Re: EEEP!

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Trust me, nobody would be looking at the shoes.

Re: *nods*

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

I AM CONFISCATING YOUR CREDIT CARD.

Re: *nods*

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

Too late....

Re: *nods*

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Not even you could make those look good, hon. Banana yellow only looks good on bananas...:-P

[cleosilver.livejournal.com]

There is nothing wrong with your dorothy shoes :)

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

I have to agree. But some people who shall be nameless (but may think that white and gold NewRoc cowboy boots are The Best Ever) think otherwise. :-)

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

Only in patent leather...

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

*twitch*

Aaagh, my delicate style sensibilities!

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

You... you... style sensibilities? But... but... *chokes/splutters/laughs*

Ooo... my sides...

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Better than yours, pumpkin. :-P

*grins*

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

Least I admit it. I never actually bought those boots after all.

Although it was sooooooooo tempting... With tight black snakeskin trousers and a white pirate shirt... I could do that....

Re: *grins*

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

The shoes were perfect for the outfit. Ruby shoes are my weakness though, it's true.

Okay. The pirate shirt, fine, whatever. SNAKESKIN TROUSERS ARE BAD. Sweet zombie Byron, where did you learn your sense of style?

Oh wait...;-)

Re: *grins*

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH POISON, RATT, MOTLEY CRUE OR TIGERTAILZ!!!!!!!!!!1

Re: *grins*

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

But there's a lot wrong with their stylists. ;-P

Re: *grins*

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

Dunno what you;re talking about...

Re: *grins*

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Remember: Spandex is a privilege, not a right.

Shhh...

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

but they're actually wicked witch shoes, not Dorothy's... But she wouldn't let us drop a castle on her to prove it :(

Re: Shhh...

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

IT WAS MUDDY!

I'd never have gotten the mud out of my skirt. And I don't want a house (or a castle) dropped on my head. Tell you what, you wear the shoes and we'll drop one on you. Yes? :-)

Re: Shhh...

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

try putting those shoes on me and death will ensue... there are some boundaries I will not cross...

Re: Shhh...

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Ruby cowboy boots?

With sparkly buckles?

I think you could carry those off...

Re: Shhh...

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

I could use them as a heavy weapon....?

Re: Shhh...

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Against people trying to drop houses on you? :-)

Re: Shhh...

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

Against anyone trying to put them on me mainly.

Re: Shhh...

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

But you *like* cowboy boots. And with the right outfit, they'd look faaaaaaaaaaaaaaahbulous.

I am so glad I don't have to keep a straight face to type this,

Re: Shhh...

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

Cowboy boots are great, its the red colouring I object to

Re: Shhh...

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

But red suits you.

Okay, maybe not on your feet. Hmm.

[medusa-nw.livejournal.com]

I'd wear those in black and without the stitching. But in yellow? Never!

You haven't seen my new pewter shoes yet, have you?



*licks*

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

They don't come without the stitching. They do come in black, but always with the stitching.

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

I'd wear those shoes in pink...

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

From what I have seen of the site, your options are black or yellow. So ner. :-P