Dear Lowrie. Oops.

From this week's Holy Moly mailout. HM's a media gossip board, like Popbitch only far better. Only getting a log in harder, but the Mailout has the best bits...

'Lowri Turner – the drag act Chelsea Clinton – is possibly the most hated woman on UK TV. As if her hope-draining presenting skills and unappeasable neediness weren’t bad enough, she goes and writes THIS article.

What do you suggest we do with these ‘homosexuals’ and ‘bisexuals’, Lowri? Set their cocks on fire so they can’t use them in their ‘unspeakable’ sex acts?

It’s a good job that there are no homosexuals working in TV that can see to it that you never get another show in your life. Oh…'

The poor little diddums...