madwitch

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I would be Christian Bale's scene, because God help the motherfucker who trashes me.

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No, I'm British. It takes more than sniffles and a media panic to worry me. The whole thing is silly.

As long as the tea stocks don't dwindle, the remarkably unlikely quarantine will not bother me in the slightest. Especially not if I can get to Madagascar.

Also, the Falkirk Two (the couple who developed it on their return from their honeymoon in Mexico, and who are now FINE and out of hospital gosh it's so deadly) have apparently hooked up with Max Clifford to sell their story.

*facepalm.jpg*

I am in love with London: The Biography already, and I've only read the introduction.

"London is so large and so wild that it contains no less than everything".

This is hilarious. Ganked from mark13

Dear Australians, What? I was almost hoping you might be the last bastion of people not doing stuff like this. WOE. Will calling it "dryness" really make that much of a difference?

This is a dangerous news story. Now there is precedent. Do not let your children see this story.

Oh please, please let this be true. Please.

Watch the skies, kids. The truth is out there...

Or, people are crazy. You decide.

It was one thing with Dr Kangle and Mz Loco having dragons all over the place, but now even the Ditz has fallen to the dragon love, and it's all too much.

I GIVE IN.
( Please click, save a dragon! )

I wrote this for numbedtoe's writing challenge, and now she has seen it I make it public.

Criteria were set for this challenge. Whatever was written had to incorporate some or all of the following:

A porn star turned vampire slayer
A vampire with a tooth ache
A mummy having problems with his HMO
A masked serial killer having a midlife crisis
A witch strangely attracted to a zombie
A zombie who moans arias
A furry hating wolfman (is he self loathing? you tell me)
A wizard who can't cast a proper love spell
A pumpkin who hungers for human flesh

Ahem.
( Bambi the Vampire Slayer )

Sod this, I'm going boot shopping.

Which circle of Hell do you reckon that people with ~*edgy*~ opinions should be sent to?