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Dead Celebrity Death Match
May. 3rd, 2007 01:00 pmI have a plan. It's a good plan, which would cause me (and I'm sure many others) much amusement and possibly answer a question or two.
Reincarnation Death Match!
What we do is, we hunt down all the people claiming to be the reincarnation of Anne Boleyn, or Mary Queen of Scots and especially all the Boudiccas, some Henry VIIIs, Shakespeares and all the other multiple reincarnations of dead famous people. Then, having caught them all, we divide them into their groups ("Catherine Howard? 3rd line on the left, one club each"), put them in separate arenas and let them fight it out. Whoever's left alive in each arena will be crowned the actual reincarnation of whichever dead celebrity they claim to be, and can make a fortune on the book, chat show and occult group circuit (minus agent's fees to me, naturally).
Best of all, it's never ending entertainment. There will always be another person just waiting to have a revelation and discover that actually, they were Elizabeth I and they know all her secrets. Then they can challenge the title holder, who knows, maybe dead Queens jump bodies.
"I'm Henry V!"
"No, I'm Henry V!"
*stab*
*Sometimes I worry about my brain.
Reincarnation Death Match!
What we do is, we hunt down all the people claiming to be the reincarnation of Anne Boleyn, or Mary Queen of Scots and especially all the Boudiccas, some Henry VIIIs, Shakespeares and all the other multiple reincarnations of dead famous people. Then, having caught them all, we divide them into their groups ("Catherine Howard? 3rd line on the left, one club each"), put them in separate arenas and let them fight it out. Whoever's left alive in each arena will be crowned the actual reincarnation of whichever dead celebrity they claim to be, and can make a fortune on the book, chat show and occult group circuit (minus agent's fees to me, naturally).
Best of all, it's never ending entertainment. There will always be another person just waiting to have a revelation and discover that actually, they were Elizabeth I and they know all her secrets. Then they can challenge the title holder, who knows, maybe dead Queens jump bodies.
"I'm Henry V!"
"No, I'm Henry V!"
*stab*
*Sometimes I worry about my brain.
