Style Police alerted

Search and Destroy unit, probably. Because there is *nowhere* that the following could ever be thought of as a good outfit. Is there?

From the shoes up...

Gold pumps.
Dark navy leg warmers with white trim
Black tights
Black knee length shorts
A gold belt
Pastel yellow and blue striped top
Burberry jacket. With elasticated jumper waist and cuffs.
Grey checked scarf. With bobbles.

The Horror. Really.
I may have nightmares about this...