Delivery free if you ask nicely

[madwitch]

After discussions yesterday leading to the creation of the Crunchy Nut Simon le Bon for vilenspotens, the 'Celebrity/other object of desire covered in foodstuffs/baby oil/other delivery service' has been bouncing around in my head. Probably in an attempt by my brain to put off leaving the house, as it's bleedin 'orrible out there, and I seem to have decided to go to work. Dim, dim, dim.

So were I somehow able to develop the ability to deliver your choice to you without ending up serving a lengthy jail term for mass kidnapping, who would you like?

[Poll #883765]

Comments

[laumiere.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't a crunchy nut rock god just be a bit prickly and uncomfortable?

Probably, yes

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

But he asked for him to be covered in honey, nuts and brown sugar. Maybe it's a pain/pleasure response thing.