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[madwitch]

I want a moon-shoe cannon now. To take over the world with.

ETA: This particular evil scheme formulated by davywavy. All others my own.

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

You might credit me as the formulator of your evil schemes!

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, alright. Bloody hangers-on...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Hanger on? You steal my diabolic plans and call me the hanger-on? Shame on your sceme-mooching!

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Theft? THEFT? It was a gift, surely. Who else do you know who has world domination plans involving shoes, hmm?

Oh, and an army of monkeys riding cats.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Who else do you know who has world domination plans involving shoes, hmm?

Every single woman I've ever gone out with, for starters.

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

But that's usually just the acquisition of fabulous shoes after the eventual takeover.
The shoe cannon is a whole different plan. And, if truth be told, is conjuring up images of Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask crossed with Monty Python. It's the giant shoe.