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[madwitch]

I am assured that this story is about a man who climbed into a tiger cage in China, and was eaten up crunch crunch yum, leaving only his skull and his legs behind. Maybe they were stringy. I don't know, it's in Dutch. The only Dutch I know is the words to the Badger song.

The point is, look at the picture. The picture is genius.

http://www.nu.nl/news/1511914/122/rss/Tijger_eet_Chinese_man.html

Comments

[djonma.livejournal.com]

That tiger is so saying "yum yum!"

Haha!

[medusa-nw.livejournal.com]

Don't you just love it? They were really enthusiastic about the pregnant man story as well, it made me feel a bit better about the human race.

Did you get my other e-mail about DD btw?

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Yes, I replied in caps.

Let me reproduce it here for you.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[medusa-nw.livejournal.com]

I didn't get the reply! I thought I was EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ing on my own! *is relieved*

Hmmm, tickets go on sale on Wednesday. Hmmmmmmm, Wednesday is mah birfday. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

Also: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-P

[sassette726.livejournal.com]

Poor tiger. You're happy now, but you'll be hungry again in half an hour!

(Sorry. That was tasteless. But I mean, COME ON!)

(TASTELESS! HA!)

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Tasteless but funny. :-)

[unicorn-fart.livejournal.com]

If it were a large picture it would be a great "nom nom nom" macro candidate. Hahaha.

[czol.livejournal.com]

Ran it through a translator:

PEKING - in the zoo of the Chinese Harbin a tiger has a man
opgevreten[1]. This has communicated Chinese media Friday.

The mentally disturbed man of 37 had climbed in the tiger cage. He "loved very a lot tigers", thus the mourning parents.

[1] It wouldn't translate this, but my Dutch-English dictionary says "consumed, eaten away".

[medusa-nw.livejournal.com]

It means eaten with great gusto. In other words: OMNOMNOM :-)

[ebq.livejournal.com]

Good Kitty! Yum!Yum!

[mark13.livejournal.com]

Somehow the words 'They're GRRRRREEEEAT!' have crossed my mind.