Post not about eyes shock.

[madwitch]

I just popped out to the sandwich bar for lunch, and walked past a reasonably average blue motorcycle, around which the owners were faffing with something.

As I got near, the bike said, loudly, "Step away from the vehicle. This unit is armed."

I expect Robocop to stomp through HEX any moment.

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[mark13.livejournal.com]

I remember one of those going off as the car it was attached to was being lifted onto a tow-away truck in Mayfair.

It was one of the best examples of thwarted macho posturing I've seen this side of the WWF.

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

That is a beautiful image, and one I shall keep with me always.