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[madwitch]

I just popped out to the sandwich bar for lunch, and walked past a reasonably average blue motorcycle, around which the owners were faffing with something.

As I got near, the bike said, loudly, "Step away from the vehicle. This unit is armed."

I expect Robocop to stomp through HEX any moment.

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[madwitch.livejournal.com]

That would make them slip and slide all over the place, allowing the fiends to escape. But it will all be okay next week!