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[madwitch]

A guy at work has just found a website advertising "Foreskins for sale".

Oh.

I'll be over here. Pretending I didn't just see that.

Comments

[sassette726.livejournal.com]

You really can find anything on the internet, can't you?

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Really.

[pretzelcoatl.livejournal.com]

Don't need one. Got rid of-- er, I mean it might be a special interest porn site? IDK.

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

I think it was a "mothers against circ" site. Or something. Apparently selling infant foreskin is big business.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

WAT.

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[reindeerflotila.livejournal.com]

you know when you go for sushi and there are salmon skin rolls. Crispy, delicious skin.


It's not fish.


Congratulations you have now discovered one of life's great secrets.

Omnomnomnom

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

You're very disturbing.

[clawbug.livejournal.com]

He might be right - for comparison, low-quality squid rings were once made from pork bits that don't sell well... one company was called Porkanus.....go figure :S

On the other hand, maybe the salmon skin thing is stretching it a bit - the story, I mean.

[nmdrkangl.livejournal.com]

OMNOMNOM?

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Foreskin pie?

[nmdrkangl.livejournal.com]

Smorgasbord?

[madwitch.livejournal.com]

Crispy fried foreskin?

[surabufix.livejournal.com]

Uh... huh?

Ah interwebs you never fail to disappoint

[sin-eater.livejournal.com]

I would like to buy some and sew little hats out of them.